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"Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. "
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I don't think I'd have the patience for the little ones. If I taught I think it'd be high school or college.
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"If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear. "
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so i have heard! since then they have hated the cold (mom is from the desert)! and vowed never to live in the cold....so when i was younger they had a choice btw norway and saudi...where do you think we lived? SAUDI haha. it was great though, and not cold!
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"Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. "
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i want to strangle them almost everyday! well certain ones! I HATE little kids with their parents that cant control them! when i tell friends that i am a teacher they just about fall down bc everyonw know i dont like little kids! haha. here i am the boss!