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Nov 12, 2008 | 7:41 am
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When the programmers finished making the Y2K changes in our office, the calendar on my PC red: "Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak...."
PrettK FunnK, don't Kou think?
PrettK FunnK, don't Kou think?
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I read an article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
Nov 12, 2008 | 7:42 am
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
Nov 12, 2008 | 7:42 am
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Nov 12, 2008 | 7:43 am
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Rehab Is for Quitters!
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Nov 12, 2008 | 7:44 am
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Recession: your neighbour loses his job.
Depression: you lose your job.
Depression: you lose your job.
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Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
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Barbie talking about Ken -
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!