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I found this online and thought you folks might get a kick out of it.
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like
to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you
get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized
metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like
to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you
get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized
metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.
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I've heard that one before, funny.... another of my favorites, goes something like this:
This is a seat belt. If you don't know how to use one, you probably shouldn't be out in public.
This is a seat belt. If you don't know how to use one, you probably shouldn't be out in public.
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Isn't the Daytona 500 in a couple of months?
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I know we all want lounge access, and we're upset that DL pulled free CRC access from PM's, but this guy took it too far.
He blew himself up when they wouldn't let him in the lounge at RWP (Rawalpindi Pakistan).
Maybe DL should rethink their policy, don't want to risk upsetting unstable PM's.
He blew himself up when they wouldn't let him in the lounge at RWP (Rawalpindi Pakistan).
Maybe DL should rethink their policy, don't want to risk upsetting unstable PM's.