When I first turned up in Cincinnati people would mention that Springer had been mayor there as if that was some kind of cultural highlight in the city's past! Hmmmmm - maybe it was.

 

I know your side of the story.

Besides, I know it's not a mansion. It's TheMansion™. Do you have any kind of codeshare agreement with TheHotel™ in Las Vegas?

 

I hate hotel TVs...makes me miss my FiOS TV service at home, much better choices. The hotel I am in has some crappy channels and the damn in-room DSL keeps crapping out...

 

[QUOTE=aucarol;8268552]Feel better now?[/QUOTE

Brand new edition of "You know you're a redneck when......"


1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly
swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean ?

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father
made it

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip"
on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of
improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

 

He was elected mayor AFTER he was voted off city council when he was caught paying prostitutes by CHECK!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer

"Springer was elected to the Cincinnati city council in 1971.[2] He was forced to resign in 1974 after admitting to hiring a prostitute.[2] The episode was uncovered when a police raid on a Fort Wright, Kentucky "massage parlor" unearthed a check Jerry Springer had written for its "services". Jerry Springer came clean at a press conference. His honesty helped him win back his seat in 1975"

 

Jerry Springer as anything is very annoying.

 

I know I have done such things in the past, though I try not to overkill it, but for real this time there was no innuendo. I truly meant you can stab me. You seem like a decent enough person and if you ever felt you had to, I would not resist much because I know your decision would be based on sound reasoning.

I'm really not that worried about that scenario ever having to play out, though. It might be hard to get a rapier all the way from CA in your carry-on.

 

Hmm. Maybe you might have missed it, but aucarol's comment is referencing another thread where we all dress up as pirates and take over another DO inthe name of Delta. Vickie has declared she will get drunk and naked.

 

You're right, she is talented. Is she a children's book author?

I want to ask! But I have a feeling some of the things Cholula knows could be scary.

But Fed-ex is a wonderful thing

 

Traveller, anything with David "Don't Hassle the Hoff" can't be good.

I read an article that the british judge was injured in a segway accident on the Santa Monica Pier. Was he on the show tonight?

 

He's a real terror and would be truly dangerous if it weren't for Mrs. Cholula.

 

Really? I had kind of thought Ms. Cholula is probably encouraging him.

 

No postings today? Apparently the Spectre of Cholula has taken over.

 

poor poor Mrs UP, tomorrow morning she will wake up with a fifty year old man beside her.... she just doesn't deserve that.

 

Why won't you be sleeping with her?

Hahahaha! I thought you were only turning 40.

Happy Birthday anyway!