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Jan 29, 2008 | 8:31 am
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this whole trial thing is hijacking this thread/lounge. I request a change of venue to a new thread/lounge.
Jan 29, 2008 | 8:33 am
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Jan 29, 2008 | 9:19 am
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Jan 29, 2008 | 10:22 am
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Indeed he did. I have excellant taste in men, apparently. 
She's still so shocked and appalled....she's trying to pull herself together for what is rapidly becoming the new trial of the century. Mikey1003 doesn't have a white bronco does he?? I feel he may flee as this heat continues on him!
I sincerlerly hope my time with mikey1003 in FL wasn't recorded on film anywhere. I can't have my good name scullied by the likes of such a character!!! (mikey1003....pay no attention to me...can I have another one of those yummy drinks you keep buying??)
BUBBA thinks he is!!
(well, not missing, but pretty and white)
She's still so shocked and appalled....she's trying to pull herself together for what is rapidly becoming the new trial of the century. Mikey1003 doesn't have a white bronco does he?? I feel he may flee as this heat continues on him!
I sincerlerly hope my time with mikey1003 in FL wasn't recorded on film anywhere. I can't have my good name scullied by the likes of such a character!!! (mikey1003....pay no attention to me...can I have another one of those yummy drinks you keep buying??)
BUBBA thinks he is!!
(well, not missing, but pretty and white)An 18 year old Auburn cheerleader tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! Your Papa is gonna cut him in half with is shotgun, take him into the woods and feed him to the pigs!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a 2008 Corvette stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished impeccably dressed man with gray hair steps out of the 'Vette and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a new Corvette, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front condo, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, her mother, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ...
"You gonna try again?"
Bonus for my friends, the rest of you please ignore
Jan 29, 2008 | 10:24 am
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Do you honestly think it would make any difference if he's shunted off to some other lounge thread?
Do we have a headsman yet?
Jan 29, 2008 | 10:49 am
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Jan 29, 2008 | 11:01 am
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I nominate Cholula and urge that we follow tradition in having him perform his new duties:
Originally Posted by The Mikado
And so we straight let out on bail
A convict from the county jail,
Whose head was next
On some pretext
Condemned to be mown off,
And made him Headsman, for we said,
"Who's next to be decapited
Cannot cut off another's head
Until he's cut his own off
A convict from the county jail,
Whose head was next
On some pretext
Condemned to be mown off,
And made him Headsman, for we said,
"Who's next to be decapited
Cannot cut off another's head
Until he's cut his own off
Jan 29, 2008 | 11:19 am
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I do have a spot in my basement for him if you hurry -- I broke up a 30" x 60" area of concrete so I can put in a flat slab under a new dryer. It's a bit short but maybe if we put him in at a slight angle without his head, he'll fit ok.
Jan 29, 2008 | 11:30 am
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Scoow already appointed jury and I as the jury foreman must protect the RIGHTS OF THE JURY. Since, it has been seated in this case, you therefore cannot waive your right in this matter. Thank you for your consideration in this matter and good luck to you in your trial.
Jan 29, 2008 | 3:31 pm
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
Jan 29, 2008 | 6:14 pm
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Jan 29, 2008 | 8:44 pm
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Jan 29, 2008 | 9:42 pm
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Do we still not have a headsman? Who's in charge of HR around here!?!?!
Jan 29, 2008 | 10:00 pm
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Your honor, I want to charge DPW with prosecutorial malfeasance, misfeasance, no-feasance, senility and just being a grouchy old man with nothing to do except pick on those of us younger and better looking than him!
Don't push me into making an ORP complaint over this silly mistake
Don't push me into making an ORP complaint over this silly mistake
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iCR, you shouldn't mention "hijacking" on FlyerTalk. It's likely to get this thread moved to TS/S... and there is enough nonsense over there.