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Actually, this should be added to his charges---he willfully and maliciously changed the punchline of the joke, once again. It's Alabama fans.
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Braefoot, we have em running now:
A Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring,
"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man..."
"Ach, who'd ever think..." he murmered, "there'd be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave..."
A Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring,
"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man..."
"Ach, who'd ever think..." he murmered, "there'd be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave..."
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Of course, the educational deficiencies may explain your astounding inability to recognize Mikey1003's supremely endowed sense of humor (spelled correctly for the benefit of the court).
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Whispered sidebar with da Judge (everyone else ignore, nothing to see here folks)
Cholula,
We are preparing in advance an appeal, given T-shirt-gate.
Perhaps you want to consider dropping charges or requesting summary judgment in favor of our client, in order to spare further sleepwear related embarrassment?
We are preparing in advance an appeal, given T-shirt-gate.
Perhaps you want to consider dropping charges or requesting summary judgment in favor of our client, in order to spare further sleepwear related embarrassment?
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Besides, it's probably true at any school in the area
If a swindler looked like a swindler, he couldn't be a swindler.
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I'm not real sure of the Judge's qualifications as I just found out his Honor's previous occupation:
"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
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Okay! Someone has nobbled my email. I haven't received notification of ONE post since I last posted. Who is to blame? Cholula? Is he getting desperate?
Aucarol----I'm afraid you're a bit confused, dear. Take two paracetamols and lie down. When you are more relaxed you will realise how befuddled you were and I'm sure you will support your favourite poster, the wonderful Mikey.
Aucarol----I'm afraid you're a bit confused, dear. Take two paracetamols and lie down. When you are more relaxed you will realise how befuddled you were and I'm sure you will support your favourite poster, the wonderful Mikey.
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I'm going to suggest the Scottish Bar Association start disbarment proceedings against you for malfeasance derelictus.