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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 12:40 pm
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Originally Posted by aucarol
Without a shadow of a doubt---mikey1003!!

WAIT!

No----MikeMpls!!

WAIT!!

MRKEY!!

OMG! I'm sooo confused. I'd like to plead the 5th!!!
MikeMpls is as funny as an infected hangnail MRKEY has been funny at times
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:05 pm
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Originally Posted by mikey1003
Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Auburn fans?

A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!

Actually, this should be added to his charges---he willfully and maliciously changed the punchline of the joke, once again. It's Alabama fans.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:14 pm
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Originally Posted by mikey1003
Braefoot, we have em running now:

A Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring,

"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man..."

"Ach, who'd ever think..." he murmered, "there'd be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave..."
Originally Posted by mikey1003
Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Auburn fans?

A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
As a (lurking) member of the jury I vote to "Free Mikey". In his defense his jokes are better than most (and reuseable!!)
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:24 pm
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Originally Posted by aucarol
THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!

Actually, this should be added to his charges---he willfully and maliciously changed the punchline of the joke, once again. It's Alabama fans.
Not to discredit our own witness, but the setup (or straight) line references Auburn, whereas the punchline references whining. But, given the educational environment to which you were apparently limited, I guess we can make allowances....

Originally Posted by aucarol
Without a shadow of a doubt---mikey1003!!

WAIT!

No----MikeMpls!!

WAIT!!

MRKEY!!

OMG! I'm sooo confused. I'd like to plead the 5th!!!
Of course, the educational deficiencies may explain your astounding inability to recognize Mikey1003's supremely endowed sense of humor (spelled correctly for the benefit of the court).
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:32 pm
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Originally Posted by aucarol
THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!

Actually, this should be added to his charges---he willfully and maliciously changed the punchline of the joke, once again. It's Alabama fans.
I think we have a witness turning against the defendant.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:33 pm
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Whispered sidebar with da Judge (everyone else ignore, nothing to see here folks)

Cholula,

We are preparing in advance an appeal, given T-shirt-gate.

Perhaps you want to consider dropping charges or requesting summary judgment in favor of our client, in order to spare further sleepwear related embarrassment?

Last edited by JHattery; Jan 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:35 pm
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Originally Posted by indufan
I think we have a witness turning against the defendant.
Unimportant. The witness has already been demonstrably proven to be witless. Move the disparaging testimony be stricken from the record, yer Honor.

(remember the t-shirt....)
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:40 pm
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Originally Posted by Geogirl1234
(and reuseable!!)
I think that is one of the charges.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 1:58 pm
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Originally Posted by aucarol
THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!

Actually, this should be added to his charges---he willfully and maliciously changed the punchline of the joke, once again. It's Alabama fans.
Hey you, this is the way that it was sent to me....I just post em, I don't edit em!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides, it's probably true at any school in the area



If a swindler looked like a swindler, he couldn't be a swindler.

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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 2:26 pm
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I'm not real sure of the Judge's qualifications as I just found out his Honor's previous occupation:

"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 3:12 pm
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Originally Posted by mikey1003
Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Auburn fans?

A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
and the puppies know that boobs give milk. Auburn fans think they coach.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 3:17 pm
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Originally Posted by aucarol
OMG! I'm sooo confused. I'd like to plead the 5th!!!
This person's testimony should be thrown out on grounds of intoxication. Not only was she drunk when she made it but she is now back pleading for another fifth!
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 3:33 pm
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Originally Posted by MRKEY
I'm not real sure of the Judge's qualifications as I just found out his Honor's previous occupation:

"I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic."
It's a great country when anyone can read & apprentice for the law in the best traditions of Abraham Lincoln.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 4:07 pm
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Okay! Someone has nobbled my email. I haven't received notification of ONE post since I last posted. Who is to blame? Cholula? Is he getting desperate?
Aucarol----I'm afraid you're a bit confused, dear. Take two paracetamols and lie down. When you are more relaxed you will realise how befuddled you were and I'm sure you will support your favourite poster, the wonderful Mikey.
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Old Jan 30, 2008 | 4:23 pm
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Originally Posted by braefoot
Okay! Someone has nobbled my email. I haven't received notification of ONE post since I last posted. Who is to blame? Cholula? Is he getting desperate?
Oh yeah?? Well nobble this!!

I'm going to suggest the Scottish Bar Association start disbarment proceedings against you for malfeasance derelictus.
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