Be careful. Over here they might find you a job and put you to work in all that spare time that you have up there.

 

You know you guys may have finally come up with a punishment for FA's that could get compliance and cooperation. You do it wrong you fly naked with Dov *smile*

BTW fa tonight still wanted to talk about worldperks in her announcements

Thanks

I had a steak on my last ATL-TLV that was one of the best steaks I have ever had. I was SHOCKED.

Ok who wants to get together on 10/18 at ATL or near there?

 

wrong thread

 

...even better than Prime?!?

 

Chauffeur and Pilot would be great. I didn't realize the Grand Poohba didn't have a pilot for his plane, but I could be all over that. Travel to the far corners of the world. Unless it is a Piper Cub, we would never make it on a transatlantic flight. But I am sure he has the latest and greatest G550! Of course I need a co-pilot, and a plane like that needs a FA. Don't you think?

 

Welcome back! Glad to hear you enjoyed your break. Sometimes a slight break from FT can be a good thing.

 

If this thread is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

Welcome to The Lounge™, jackal! You are the 391st FTer to post in this thread.

*raises hand*

Welcome anyway! Since nothing is off-topic in The Lounge, I would love to know what you intended to post. Oh, well. You are the 392nd FTer to post in The Lounge™.

CHOLULA! If you ever get a break from Community Buzz....

Oh, did I not mention that the pilot is also responsible for providing the plane? Yes, the chauffeur also provides a car. Canarsie's track record with vehicles isn't that great.

 

I will NOT have you insulting Canarsie.

(That's my job.)

 

If you can find the latest and greatest Lounge Roster™, I'll set him up!

 

Here ya go! And be sure he's on the appropriate payscale. (You know pilots insist on having their own payscale; of course, airlines counter that by only paying them for actual flight time. Since he's also the chauffeur, should we let him install a taxi-style meter?)

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/delta...l#post11505753

 

Welcome to The Lounge™, GrizShel and jackal!Thank you, scoow...

...and, actually, my track record with vehicles is quite good — but I would not mind having a pilot and a chauffeur, especially if provided with the latest technology in transportation...I have been meaning to ask this, especially to Cholula...

...what exactly is a Poohba?!? I am not exactly into sticking my hands in honey pots, and Kenny Loggins has never written a song about me...

 

Thanks, as always, to scoow, for finding the latest iteration of this thing.

atldlff has been added as Lounge™ Chief Pilot/Chauffeur to The Grand Poohbah.

Davescj is now Lounge™ Bumper.

And slippahs, thezipper and xyzzy have been added as additional Assistant Lounge™ General managers.

Welcome to the team one and all and congratulations on being appointed to these exalted positions!

As I look through the list below, I note many folks who don't show up for work much anymore.

Yet they are still cashing their paychecks!

Perhaps time for a little "stimulus" from my left foot......



Lounge™ Founder, General Manager, Grand Poohba and Chairman of the Bored Emeritus
Canarsie

Chairman of the Board
Randy Petersen

Assistant Lounge™ General Managers
obscure2k, RSSrsvp, slippahs, xyzzy, thezipper

Envoy Extraordinaire and Ambassador Plenipotentiary
BEYFlyer

Food and Beverage Manager and Chief Wine Steward
monitor

Lame-o Secretary of Entertainment/Lounge™ Comedic Talent Agent
tkey75

........Lounge™ Jester
........JHattery


Lounge™ Disco Manager
dedehans

Key Grip
3timesalady

Lounge™ Bumper
Davescj

Resident Musician
Dr. braefoot

Lounge™ Fashion Critic
BellaB

Resident Horologist
JHattery

Lounge™ Psychologist/Neuropsychologist/Dementia Detector
gsw

Lounge™ Doctor
braefoot

Lounge™ Witch Doctor
MikeMpls

Lounge™ Chief Pilot/Chauffeur to The Grand Poohbah
atldlff

Resident Sculptor/Art Director/Museum of Monstrosities Curator
Gargoyle

........Lounge™ Vampire
........Abby

........loungedragon™
........graraps

Lounge™ Historian
scoow

Lounge™ Oddsmaker/CGO (Chief Gambling Officer)
SlowTrekker

Chairman-Lounge™ Gaming Control Commission/
Lounge™ Gaming Director
Baccarat_King

.........Lounge™ Gaming Event Athletic Director
.........icurhere2

Lounge™ Crap Detector
scoow

Assistant Lounge™ Crap Detector
Alysia

Lounge™ Milepost Award Auditor
Gargoyle


Lounge™ Number Cruncher
icurhere2

Vice-President/Security Director/Lounge™ Judge Advocate General
scoow

Senior Assistant Security Director
tkey75

General-at-Arms and Lounge™ Bouncer
DLfan

Lounge™ Dumb Blonde
aucarol

Official Lounge™ Doxie
Missy64

Dirty Old Man Emeritus
Dovster

Human/Animal Resources Directors
RSSrsvp
Cholula

Resident Gypsy
3timesalady

Lounge™ Birthday Crier (Probationary Status)
Alysia

Lounge™ Technology Director
Missy64/Abby

Overseas Event Manager
chrissxb

Lounge™ DJ
iCorpRoadie

Lounge™ Chaplain
skchin

Chief Hot Sauce Purveyor Emeritus and Chairman of the Lieberwurst Society
Cholula

Lounge™ Hurricane Tracker
indufan

Lounge™ Handyman
MRKEY

Lounge™ Pimp
iCorpRoadie

Vice-President/Beverages and Chief Intoxicologist
Abby

........Bartender I
........Alaska Cable Guy(Biff/Buff)

........Bartender II
........Alaska Cable Guy(Jake/Jock)


Kitchen Manager
Cornroaster

Head Chef
jfe

Sous Chef
Missy64

Dishwasher
Traveller

Lounge™ Receptionist
abelscc

Lounge™ Janitor
Flyin'Mom

Restroom Attendant/Towel Boy
underpressure

Deputy Assistant Towel Boy
GUWonder

2nd Deputy Assistant Towel Boy
aucarol

Assistant Lounge™ Curmudgeon
MikeMpls

........Chief Lounge™ Curmudgeon and Director of Lame-o Lounge™ Complaints
........mikey1003

We continue, as always, to accept Lounge™ applications 24/7/365.

And, as always, no serious offer will be refused.

No non-serious offer will be refused either.

So if you'd like a position on this distinguished roster, pls post in this thread and name your position.

 

I don't think the hens who post on this thread should be asked to do that and, incidentally, you spelled "rooster" incorrectly.

 

No offense intended, Canarsie. (That's Dov's department.) I haven't pulled a copy of your DMV record. I based my statement just on what's been posted here... one missed Meet in FL (or was it two? Maybe a meet & a dinner?) and a wreck (which wasn't your fault). Probably doesn't reflect your overall track record, but it really does look like you need someone to provide quality transportation.