If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, you need to stop sleeping with the Delta employees?

From another thread:
Are you sure that isn't ultimately ended you up in the hospital? And, Traveller, have you seen the new Taylor Hicks commercial?

 

I'm right here in my hotel in Tuscaloosa.... but probably not for long since the high speed wireless is really very very very very very low speed tonight.

And I didn't get to try out the wireless in the PC yesterday, I wasn't there long enough... but as I was leaving I heard someone ask the lady at the desk if they were having problems with the wireless that day.

Maybe it's me... wherever I am the wireless gets slow?

 

Maybe it was... how many miles should I ask DL for for compensation?

You know, I'm way over Taylor.... I guess I am sick of hearing about him since I've been here in AL for so long....

Now why is this women getting buttocks implants? I'm watching Discovery Health Channel.

 

Well, I have a 4 hr, 25 minute flight TLV-MXP today.

A short trip like that is not bad at all, right?

Of course, when flying out of TLV -- especially in a peak period like June -- you should get to the airport 3 hours before takeoff in case there are long security lines.

That means that I have to be there at 12:40.

The best way to do that is to take the train from Nahariya. It goes directly to the airport. If I take the 10:08 train, I will get there at 12:07.

Nahariya is about a 45 minute drive from my house. I also have to leave some time to buy my ticket and get onto the train. I figure I can leave here at 8:30 am.

I arrive in Milan at 20:05 (Israel time). I always figure on about 45 minutes before I clear passport control and get my luggage. That brings me to 20:50.

I will not be able to get to the train station, buy my ticket, and board within 3 minutes to get on the 20:53 train, but I will be able to catch the next one -- 21:23. That brings me to its final stop, Cadorna, at 22:03.

There is always a bunch of people getting off the train and looking for taxis. I figure it will be 15 minutes before I am able to get one, so it is now 22:18. It will take me another 15 minutes or so to get to the UIG's house. Final arrival time: 22:30 (again, that is Israel time. It will actually be 21:30 there).

Total traveling time: 11 hours.

Hmm, I guess it is not such a short trip after all.

 

Those 30 MB XXX-rated files sometimes download slow....

 

I think you confused me with Dovster.

 

I'm assuming the high speed wireless is "free".
And that's the problem. They hook up a couple OJ cans and a string to the nearest tree and so you get what you pay for.
Kind of like when DL started upgrading everybody who had a heartbeat. The service went down the crapper at high speed.

 

Yup, its not like the Good Old Days when you had to pay for an A Fare to fly F/C into Florida.

 

BTW, Canarsie fans should visit this Community Buzz thread.

 

What would make you think that there are any Canarsie fans here?

 

Now we know why you watch those shows.

 

Are you suggesting that Traveller and Cholula have a secret affair going on that turned abusive and now she has to research getting a new butt because it was kicked?

 

I merely note connections that can be seen in this thread. You are free to draw your own conclusions.

 

I'm glad you didn't say that you're free to drawers your own conclusion.
I don't want to add any more fuel to this fire.

 

Boy, that joke was a sttttrrrreeeetttttcccchhhhh.........