Yes, if you call her a secretary, she'll construe that as meaning she holds a cabinet level position; in which case she should have undersecretaries to tel ltheir administrative assistants to have the interns do the typing for her.

 

Well I'm back or did anyone notice I was MIA with all the gourmet food talk, scoow getting 12,345 ( congratualtions ) , Canarsie getting crap for not being a better monitor and the 12000th post still up for rent? Is it my imagine or Dov did your list of women who your not willing to share get longer???

 

Missy, I didn't notice that you weren't posting on the Lounge but I did see that you hadn't replied to any of my lewd, obscene, and offensive PMs and was seriously concerned about you. I was certain that you must be -- at the least -- hospitalized.

No, my list has not gotten any longer. I have adopted a new program: Fidelity.

At the PBI-FLL Meet, I am determined to remain faithful to you, scoow, aucarol, and Sister Mary Bambi Takamoto (aka: MagicKay).

No other woman will have a chance with me (assuming, of course, that neither FirePhoenix nor Paradocs show up).

 

Welcome back, missy!
Now, if we could drag aucarol & Lehava back, things might get interesting!

 

I guess that Alysia has long been forgotten, eh?

Sooooooooooo...

 

Of course not!

(Alysia who?)

 

Didn't one of our Presidents have an intern that did some typing for him

If a typist is OK for a President, it must be OK for the rest of us

 

No need to apologize. Call it whatever you wish, the position still involves typing, once for breakfast, around noon and once again just before the end of the day. Not to sound too Dovish here, but I sadly regret to inform you the position has been filled, though I am interviewing for back-ups.

 

scoow is correct....The International Association of Administrative Professionals (IAAP) – official sponsor of the day since its inception in 1952 – changed the name from “Professional Secretaries Day” to "Administrative Professionals Day" in 2000.

The name change was made to reflect the changing job titles and expanding responsibilities of today’s administrative workforce. Buy I'm sure Dov can work around that small detail..rite Dov? She my have a stash of Carvel or you could pick some candy airside at TLV on your way out...here is a list..so pick her poison!
Kosher Candy List
We have personally inspected each candy and have done our best to describe the Kosher mark found. If you have further questions, please check with the manufacturer.

Click on the candy name for pictures, package size and pricing...

Product Kosher Status Manufacturer
100 Grand Circle U D Nestle
3 Musketeers Circle U D MM Mars
5th Avenue Circle U D Hershey
Abba-Zaba KSA Parve Annabelle
Anise Squares Circle U D Peerless
Baby Ruth Circle U D Nestle
Banana Split KVH D Necco
Big Bruiser Jawbreaker Circle U Sconza
Bit-O-Honey Circle U D Nestle
Bit-O-Honey Bulk Circle U D Nestle
Black Licorice Dollars Ko Parev Farley's & Sathers
Bobs Sweet Stripes Mint Sticks Star K Bobs
Butterfinger Circle U D Nestle
Chick-O-Stick Circle U Atkinson
Chocolate Babies KVH D Necco
Chuckles Ko Pareve Farley's & Sathers
Chunky Circle U D Nestle
Clark Circle U D Necco
Dubble Bubble Gum Circle U Concord
Good & Plenty Ko Pareve Hershey
Hershey's Kisses Circle U D Hershey
Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar Circle U D Hershey
Honey Combed Peanuts Circle U D Peerless
It's A Boy bulk hard candy Circle U D Peerless
It's A Girl bulk hard candy Circle U D Peerless
Jujubes Ko Parev Farley's & Sathers
Jujyfruits Ko Parev Farley's & Sathers
Kit Kat Circle U D Hershey
Laffy Taffy - All Flavors Circle U Nestle
Licorice Babies KVH D Necco
Licorice Laces, black Circle U Kenny
Licorice Scottie Dogs Circle U Pareve Gimbals
Lollipop, jumbo Circle K Penn Dutch
Look KSA D Annabelle
M & M Peanut Circle U D MM Mars
M & M Plain Circle U D MM Mars
Milk Duds Circle U D Hershey
Milky Way Circle U D MM Mars
Mint Julep KVH D Necco
Nestle Circle U D Nestle
Nonpareils 3.75oz bag K D Necco
Nonpareils Bulk KVH D Necco
Oh Henry Circle U D Nestle
Pay Day Circle U D Hershey
Peanut Brittle Triangle K - D McCraws Candy
Planters Peanut Bar Circle K D Nabisco
Red Raspberry Dollars Ko Parev Farley's & Sathers
Red Vines Black Licorice Bars Star K American Licorice
Red Vines Black Licorice Twists Star K American Licorice
Red Vines Original Red Bars Star K American Licorice
Red Vines Original Red Twists Star K American Licorice
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Circle U D Hershey
Reese's Pieces Circle U D Hershey
Rolo Circle U D Hershey
Root Beer Barrels Circle U D Peerless
Root Beer Floats Circle U D Peerless
s/f Licorice Scottie Dogs Circle U Pareve Gimbals
s/f Red Vines - Black Licorice Star K American Licorice
s/f Red Vines - Strawberry Star K American Licorice
s/f Salt Water Taffy KDE Sweet's
Salt Water Taffy K Parve Sweet's
Sixlets Circle U D Sweetworks
Sky Bar KVH Necco
Snickers Circle U D MM Mars
Sno-Caps Circle U D Nestle
Sour Fruit Balls Circle U D Peerless
Squirrel Nut Zippers KVH D Necco
Stick Candy - All Flavors K Parve Gilliam
Super Ropes Star K American Licorice
U-No KSA D Annabelle
Walnettos KVH D Walnettos
Whatchamacallit Circle U D Hershey
Whoppers Circle U D Hershey
Zagnut Circle U D Hershey
Zero Circle U D Hershey

We have personally inspected each candy and have done our best to describe the Kosher mark found. If you have further questions, please check with the manufacturer.

 

Cut to the chase: Does the bimbo still pick up your dry cleaning or not?

 

Did you also do a taste testing analysis? What are the criteria and rankings? Did the taste testing cause upgrades to your seat pitch?

 

Don't you mean 'enhancements'?

 

Dry cleaning never..I wear my clothes, toss 'em and buy new ones at Wal*Mart 3 -4 times a year. On the other hand the bimbo always takes me to the cleaners

 

Thank you scoow...no internet for 5 days while we moved turned me into a hussy because i was about to jump the cable guys bones when he showed up at my house between the hours of 12 and 5pm

 

Whoa...hold on there, way too much information.